Tom: A Intro: A / A / D / A A / E / A A D A The school Christmas party is coming D Ain't doing rugby no more E A F#m McIntyre's teaching us waltzing A D A D Out on the gymnasium floor A D A Out on the gymnasium floor D A McIntyre's out of the army D You'll be slippered if you get it wrong E A F#m McIntyre's din booms loud in the gym A D A D But we've only got our little shorts on A D A But we've only got our little shorts on. D A And it's one two three, two two,we're all a disgrace D McIntyre's tore us apart A D And we danced with ourselves, when we'd all found a space A D A D Waltzing with fear in our hearts A D A Waltzing with fear in our hearts. A / A / D / A A / E / A A D A Comes the day of the final manoeuvres, D all of our heads are a whirl E A F#m It's getting much closer to D day A D A D This time we're goina do it with girls A D A This time we're goina do it with girls. A D A In the arena the ladies are waiting D A twelve year old partner to guide E A F#m Some matches were fixed, the rest of us we mixed A D A D And a fat girl got left on the side A D A A fat girl got left on the side. D A And it's one two three, two two,we're all a disgrace D McIntyre tore us apart A D And we danced with ourselves, when we'd all found a space A D A D Waltzing with fear in our hearts A D A Waltzing with fear in our hearts. A / A / D / A A / E / A D A When you come to my fights, and I am under the lights D And you see that my footwork is false A D Don't count me out, the start of the bout A D A D I'm just doing the secondary waltz A D A Doing the secondary waltz. A / A / D / A A / E / A