Tom: Am Intro: Am F | E E/B | Am F | E E/B Am F | E E/B | Am F | E E/B Am E don’t often open up this floor since i handed in my gun Am what all these keys are for Am/G F now my tour of duty’s done F/E you got to know the switches Dm Dm/C Dm/B now you got your turn E watch and learn, junior Am watch and learn Am F | E E/B | Am F | E E/B Am now you will get your E trouble spots here’s one from down voodoo way bragged he had me Am by the you-know-whats Am/G F very funny, you don’t say F/E Dm the big enchilada Dm/C Dm/B stealing elections E had to go down there F trash collection got his cojones E Am on my desk in there Am/G F made into a souvenir E set of cufflinks, nice pair Am the rest of him’s Am/G F someplace up here F/E sometimes you got to Dm put a shoulder to the door C E not so fast, junior listen to your pa F F/E here, son Dm i’m handing over to you C G E don’t crash the ambulance Am whatever you do Am F | E E/B | Am F | E E/B Am what we have here’s E a dung hole place thought it was fly shit on the map Am fat bastard, ugly face Am/G F and the personal crap F/E you can’t move the barriers Dm Dm/C Dm/B you can’t mess with oil and gas had to go down there E stick a couple aircraft carriers in his ass F fancy dress E medals chest Am it’s all in here Am/G F for all the gigs gas mask E Am bullet-proof vest Am/G F all the usual rigs F/E Dm there’ll be things they missed Dm/C Dm/B they didn’t mention you’ve even E got a whistle in there Am for attracting attention Am F | E E/B | Am F | E E/B Am well, i think you’re gonna E be okay, son you’ve had the tour, i guess these two buttons by the way Am this one i hope Am/G F you never press F/E some holy fool, just watch Dm Dm/C Dm/B who’s not like you or me that one’s the whole shooting match E right there it’s the whole shitaree Am we don’t forget E who put us here, jack that’s page one we talk soft Am but carry a big stick Am/G F and pack the biggest gun F/E Dm we don’t like accidents major or minor C you don’t want yourself E an incident don’t ever invade china F F/E here, son Dm i’m handing over to you C G E don’t crash the ambulance F F/E here, son Dm i’m handing over to you C G E don’t crash the ambulance Am whatever you do Am F | E E/B | Am F | E E/B Am F | E E/B | Am F | E E/B