Tom: C C G I’ll make this painless C G Try to be sweet C G D I could break your heart any day of the week C G Squeeze life out of you C G Wrap you in sheets C G D G I could break your heart any day of the week C G D G I could break your heart any day of the week D C G Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday G I’ll make you nervous D C G Thursday, Friday, Saturday G Do not you disturb me D C Am/F D Sunday rolls around but that’s another story C It gets a little boring C G I hold on to you C G You hold on me C G D G I could break your heart any day of the week C G Let the walls talk C G Let the floor boards creak C G D I could break your heart any day of the week C G C G Those calendar girls, they got nothing on me C G D G I could break your heart any day of the week C G D G I could break your heart any day of the week D C G Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday G I’ll make you nervous D C G Thursday, Friday, Saturday G Do not you disturb me D C Am/F D Sunday rolls around but that’s another story C It gets a little boring C G I could turn you on C G I could turn the other cheek C G D G And it would break your heart any day of the week C G D G And it would break your heart any day of the week C G D G I could break your heart any day of the week