If I Were To Die

Tom: E

E                      A
If I were to die in my sleep
E                      B5
Watching TV with a low sugar drink
A                                E
I'll send you a song through the screen
          C#5             B5        E
That says remember me the minute to wake.

E                        A
If I were to be hit by a car
E                                      B5
I'll find you in heaven I'll be at the bar
A                                  E
I'll save you a drink until you’re home.
C#5      B5  E
Don't be too far.


E                            A
Oh and if I am killed in the van
E                                     B5
It'll be an orgy of equipment with my Gameboy in hand
A                      B5   E
I'd send you a message from God
          B5              A          E
That says remember me the minute you wake.


E                         A
If I were to drown in the tub
E                                           B5
I don't take baths all that much but there's really no tellin'.
A                                E
I'll send you a song through the drain,
          C#5             B5         E
That says remember me the minute you wake.


E                         A
And so when you're fastly asleep
E                                 B5
Fastly is not a word but that's a secret we'll keep.
A                                E
I'll send you a song through the screen,
          A               B5         E
That says remember me the minute you wake.


E                             A
And your bottom lip starts to shake
E                                 B5
Because of all those evil college women's mistakes
         A            E
Will you wait for me? Wait for me.
B5              A          E
Remember me the minute you wake.