Tom: A A Please take care of your C#m F#m self Was the last thing I said Right before that operator made us disconnected A, C#m, F#m, E, D A Please take care of your C#m F#m self Was the last thing I said E D Right before that operator made us disconnected A If you can't hear me right C#m F#m now I've got a formula vow That swears I'll do my best E D to figure out this situation A, C#m, F#m, E, D A First of all C#m F#m I'll explain why I cost all that water E and never fixed that leaking pipe D That floods us to the ceiling A C#m An empty shot glass doesn't lie F#m So I fulfilled my appetite And crossed my fingers E D That the good Lord would take care of you and I again A, C#m, F#m, E, D A F#m So now that I sound dead G I'll try the road surrounded D And make sure that the bottle never bothers us again A F#m I promise this time really G I'm cleaning up sincerely D I'll make sure that the devil never bothers you again A C#m How I wish that you'd sold F#m me on all of those big goads E Like being a good father D not a careless liar A C#m Am I really that old, F#m Ignorant or too slow to realize I've lost my golden ticket back home A, C#m, F#m, E, D Outro: A, G