Tom: E E B7 Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way B7 E I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better lookin' each day E E7 A To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man A E B7 E Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can E B7 I used to have a girlfriend but I guess she just couldn't compete B7 E With all of these love-starved women who keep clamoring at my feet E E7 A Well, I prob'ly could find me another but I guess they're all in awe of me E B7 E Who cares I never get lonesome 'cause I treasure my own company Chorus I guess you could say I'm a loner a cowboy outlaw tough and proud Oh I could have lots of friends if I wanna but them I wouldn't stand out in a crowd Some folks say that I'm egotistical?hell, I don't even know what that means I guess it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin-tight bluejeans