Tom: G Intro: G D My name is Lucy Spraggan C9 G and I have 2,138 friends On Facebook D C9 G I only speak to around 5 of them When I'm not On Facebook D My friends comment and think C9 G I look thin On Facebook D That's because C9 G I don't even have a double chin On Facebook D I feel popular C9 G For having 10 notifications On Facebook D I feel deflated when my best friend C9 G Cancels our engagement On Facebook D Didn't declare the fact C9 G That he has entered a relationship On Facebook D Because I know if its in my news feed C9 G Then it's serious On Facebook D If I broke you A And you broke me F# Can I automatically G Assume that we D Are in a relationship A Only its complicated F# Time to put a C G On you Facebook status D I hate requests For online games C9 G And made up middle names D Notifications 3 out of 4 C9 G For Farmville or Mafiawars D Tagged in a photo Then you know its bad when C9 Your tagged in your x's G Stalker top 10 On Facebook D If you broke me A And I broke you F# Type my name G Right into youtube D What is your status A Goin' a playlist F# I'm Lucy Spaggan G And this is a song called Facebook D I can see your halo A Halo F# I can see your Halo G Halo D I can see your halo A Halo F# I can see your Halo G (strum once) Halo