E|--------------------------------| B|--------------------------------| G|--------------------------------| D|--------------------------------| A|----------------------------32--| D|00203020X0203020X0203020X020----| Riff Candy caught Bo in bed with the red head Riff She threw a fit and a fern and the "F" word at the both of them Riff She peppered him with BBs cause she couldn't find the 12-gauge F G Said Cindy Lou I know you're husband and there's gonna be hell to pay D5 C5 B5 F G There ain't nothing like a woman scorned D5 C5 B5 F G There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns D5 C5 B5 G The neighbors knew they were in for a war D5 C5 B5 G They saw a screaming half-naked waffle house waitress flying off the porch C5 F G D5 No one slams the door like a woman scorned D5 C5 B5 D5 A C B5 Candy came back Bo was zipping up his Levis D5 A C5 B5 She chased him around the kitchen he was trying to apologize D5 C5 B5 D5 A C5 B5 He dialed a 9 and 1 'fore she landed that left hook F5 F G F G F G F G She knocked him out cold Candy's stronger than she looks D5 C5 B5 F G There ain't nothing like a woman scorned D5 C5 B5 F G There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns D5 C5 B5 G The neighbors knew who was winning that war D5 C5 B5 G They saw a half-naked bleeding husband who'd been cheating spread eagle on the porch C5 F G D5 No one slams the door like a woman scorned G D G A D C5 B5 F G There ain't nothing like a woman scorned D5 C5 B5 F G There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns D5 C5 B5 G And oh she swears all is fair in love and war D5 C5 B5 G Said if you wanna be a dog I'll treat you like a dog You're sleeping on the porch C5 F G D5 No one slams the door like a woman scorned D5 A C5 B5 Like a woman scorned