The Browneye Medley

Tom: A

Verse 1... 
            A                        A 
Ya stick ya beer can in, ya stick ya beer can out, 
            A                   E 
Ya stick ya beer can in then ya shake it all about, 
 
Then ya rip the bastard open try to spray it in ya mouth, 
                                       A    E    A 
Then ya chucka chucka chucka chucka Browneye. 
 
Chorus... 
A 
Ohhh' chucka chucka browneye, 
                    E 
Ohhh' chucka chucka browneye, 
A                   D 
Ohhh' chucka chucka browneye, 
E                        A    E    A 
And that's what it's all about. 
 
Additional verses: 
Ya stick ya hairy belly in, ya stick ya hairy belly out, 
Ya stick ya hairy belly in, then ya shake it all about, 
Then ya chugalug a tinny c'mon down down down, 
Then ya chucka chucka chucka chucka Browneye! 
 
Ya stick ya baby maker in, ya stick ya baby maker out, 
Ya stick ya baby maker in then ya drop ya giblets out, 
Then ya flick it with ya finger just to knock the wrinkles out, 
Then ya turn around and chucka fuckin' browneye. 
 
Ya stick ya smelly freckle in, ya stick ya smelly freckle out, 
Ya stick ya smelly freckle in and then ya shake it all about, 
Then ya try to drop ya guts but if ya shit yourself your out, 
Then ya turn around and chucka fuckin' browneye. 
 
Good fun!