Tom: A A Ho ho fuckin ho What a crock of shit D We all work for Santa Claus E Weve had enough we quit A Cos we do all the fuckin work A While he stars in the show D Stick your Christmas up yer arse E A Ho ho fuckin ho A Im Rudolph and I quit D Just who does he think he is E That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh A Crackin his fuckin whip A And me stuck up the front D With these other useless c*nts E Stick yer Christmas up yer arse A Ho ho fuckin ho Ho ho fuckin ho What a crock of shit We all work for Santa Claus Weve had enough we quit Cos we do all the fuckin work While he stars in the show Stick your Christmas up yer arse Ho ho fuckin ho And what about us Elves Weve had enough as well Working in that freezing factory Cold as fuckin hell Working till we drop With our bollocks freezing off Stick yer Christmas up yer arse Ho ho fuckin ho Ho ho fuckin ho What a crock of shit We all work for Santa Claus Weve had enough we quit Cos we do all the fuckin work While he stars in the show Stick your Christmas up yer arse Ho ho fuckin ho Im Santa Claus s wife I know what hes really like Sneakin into thos little kids rooms Hes a fuckin paedophile A devious old drunk And Im married to the c*nt Stick your Christmas up yer arse Ho ho fuckin ho Ho ho fuckin ho What a crock of shit We all work for Santa Claus Weve had enough we quit Cos we do all the fuckin work While he stars in the show Stick your Christmas up yer arse Ho ho fuckin ho Stick your Christmas up yer arse Ho ho fuckin ho