Intro: Acapella: D G Stephen D G A Stephen D G Why won't you call me? G A Stephen D(hold) Why won't you call me? Verse 1: D I saw you In your tight G ass rocker pants D You saw me too I laughed Cause I was A completely trashed And I watched your D A Ugly girlfriend Bm G Sneer across the room D A As if I really care Bm G A That she's here with you All I know is Refrain 1: Bm You're my object A of affection G My drug of choice My sick obsession Chorus 1: D A Bm G Stephen Why won't you call me? D A I'm sitting here waiting Bm G A Why won't you call me? D A Bm G Stephen I'm feeling pathetic D A I can't take rejection Bm G A Why won't you call me? Verse 2: D A I've got guys Bm G Waiting in a line D For me too play A Bm My evil girly games G A With all their minds Just watch me D A Got it down Bm G To a simple art D Just bat my Eyes A Bm Like this And there's G A a broken heart But somehow Refrain 2: Bm You turn the tables A What the hell G I can charm the pants of anyone else But you (Repeat Chorus 1) Bridge: G Stephen I'm thinking that Bm Maybe You might think I'm Bb D Crazy Is that why you won't G Call me Steve Don't you think I'm F#m Bm Pretty Do you not G F#m Love me Is that why G A you won't call me? Refrrain 3: Bm Cause you're my object A of affection G My drug of choice My sick obsession Bm A I want to keep you as G my pet to play with And hide under my bed forever (Repeat Chorus 1) Chorus 2: D A Bm Stephen I'll knit you a sweater G (call me) D A (Waiting) Bm I want to wrap you G A D A Bm up in my love Forever G D A I will never let you go Stephen Bm G A I'll never let go (Repeat Chorus 1)