Tom: A E------0----------- B--0-2---2-0-2----- G--2--------------- D--2--------------- A--0--------------- E------------------ A E D A E---0----0----2----0-- B-0-2----0----3----2-- G-0-2----1----2----2-- D-0-2----2----0----2-- A---0----2---------0-- E--------0------------ A E D A When your pubic hair's on fire, something's wrong When you think you're the Messiah, something's wrong (When) you mistake a plane for Venus, something's wrong (A) (E) When your girlfriend's got a penis, [Chorus] D A D A Something's wrong, something's wrong A E D A Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong A E D A Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong D/D4/D/D9 A E D A When you like music more than life, something's wrong When you start sleeping as you drive, something's wrong When you're favorite drink is thinner, something's wrong When you're proud to be a sinner, [Chorus] D A D A Something's wrong, something's wrong A E D A Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong A E D A Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong D/D4/D/D9 A E D A When a canary drives a tractor, something's wrong When your president's an actor, something's wrong When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, something's wrong A E If you think that this song matters, [Chorus] D A D A Something's wrong, something's wrong A E D A Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong A E D A Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong D/D4/D/D9 B F# E B Something's wrong... (5x) The final chord is: B