Code Monkey

Tom: E

E  
Code Monkey get up get coffee
E 
Code Monkey go to job
E  
Code Monkey have boring meeting
E  
With boring manager Rob
E   B        A
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
E       B      A
But his output stink
E   B        A
His code not "functional" or "elegant"
E       B           A
What do Code Monkey think?
(pause)           A             B                        G#7        C#m
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
B          A
Code Monkey not say it out loud
B 
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud
B is played until the E
B           E    Em7
Code Monkey like Fritos
E6               E
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Am7
Code Monkey very simple man
B
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you


E           B           A
Code Monkey hang around at front desk
E        B            A     C#m  B
Tell you sweater look nice
E           B             A
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
E         B              A   C#m B
Bring you cup, bring you ice
E        B            A
You say no thank you for the soda cause
E    B        A    C#m B
Soda make you fat
E          B             A
Anyway you busy with the telephone
E  B        A    
No time for chat
(Pause)          A                 B
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle
       G#7             C#m
He sit down pretend to work
B          A
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
B          A
Code Monkey not feeling so great


B           E    Em7
Code Monkey like Fritos
E6               E
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Am7
Code Monkey very simple man
B
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
                D
Code Monkey like you


A             Am           E  D A Am
Code Monkey like you a lot

( hold E until next verse starts )

E           B          A
Code Monkey have every reason
E      B        A     C#m B
To get out this place
E           B            A
Code Monkey just keep on working
E        B           A       C#m B
See your soft pretty face
E           B        A                 C#m B
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
E    B     A
Take bath, take nap
E    B    A             C#m      B
This job "fulfilling in creative way"
E      B       A
Such a load of crap


(pause)           A               B               G#7         C#m
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
B               A
Code Monkey just waiting for now
B              A
Code Monkey say someday, somehow
B           E    Em7
Code Monkey like Fritos
E6               E
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Am7
Code Monkey very simple man
B
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you
( Play the E B A C#m B progression and insert the last line. )
Code Monkey like you