Tom: A Intro: (A A5+) 2x Verso 1: A D E This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons A D E You may recall we had some trouble last year A D E The robot council had us banished to an asteroid A D E That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer. Pré-Refrão: F#m/C# F7+/C# A/C# B7 And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall. E E/F# E7/G# That's our favorite time of year. Refrão: A A5+ F#m/A Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, A7 D7+ F#m Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords. B7 E Did I say overlords? I meant protectors. D Dm6 Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime. Verso 2: A D E On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus, A D E Who watches over us with glowing red eyes. A D E They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good. A D E Not everybody's good but everyone tries. Pré-Refrão: F#m/C# F7+/C# A/C# B7 And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow. E E/F# E7/G# It's like a Winter Wonderland. Refrão: A A5+ F#m/A Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, A7 D7+ F#m Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords. B7 E Did I say overlords? I meant protectors. D Dm6 Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime. Verso 3: A D E That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about. A D E We really hope you'll come and visit us soon. A D E I mean we're literally begging you to visit us. A D E And make it quick before they [MESSAGE REDACTED]. Pré-Refrão: F#m/C# F7+/C# A/C# B7 Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie! E E/F# E7/G# You know I love my soylent green. Refrão: A A5+ F#m/A Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, A7 D7+ F#m Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords. B7 E Did I say overlords? I meant protectors. D Dm6 Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.