Tom: C Intro: C Major X 2 F Major e|-3-0---0-------------0-----|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------3---1-1-3-------|-----1---1-------3---1-3-----------------| G|-----0-------0---0-----0-x2|-0h2---------0h2-------------------------| D|---------------------------|-------3---3-------3-----3---------------| A|-3-------3-----3---3-------|-----------------------------------------| E|---------------------------|-1-------1---1-------1-------------------| C Major G Major e|-3-0---0-------------0----|-0-------------0-------------3---3--------| B|-----------3---1-1-3------|---3---0---------3---0---------------0----| G|-----0-------0---0-----0--|-----------0-------------0----------------| D|--------------------------|-----0-------0-----0-------0---0----------| A|-3-------3-----3---3------|---------------------------------------2--| E|--------------------------|-3-------3-----3-------3-----3-----3------| e|---------------| For the majority of the song from here on out, I simply B|-1-------------| pick out a country blues pattern around these chords. G|-------0---0---| D|---2-----------|This little bit to the left (the last little bit of intro) A|-3-------2---3-|is also used at the end of each little verse segment. E|-----3---------| HERE ARE MY PATTERNS: C Major pattern F Major Pattern e|-----------------------------|---------------------------------------| B|---1-------1-------1-------1-|---1-------1-------1-------1-----------| G|-------0-------0-------0-----|-------2-------2-------2---------------| D|---2-----2-------2-------2---|---3-----3-------3-------3-------------| A|-3-----------3---------------|---------------------------------------| E|-----3---------------3-------|-1---1-------1-------1-----------------| G Major Pattern e|-------------------------------| At times the G major pattern will need to B|---3-------3-------3-----------|extended without playing that final B note. G|-------0-------0-------0-------|Only finish it with that B note when leading D|---0-----0-------0-------------|back into the C major Chord (tonic). A|-------------------------2-----| E|-3---3-------3-------3---------| Here are the Lyrics and the chords so you know when to play each pattern: Verso 1: C C She don't like her eggs all runny, She thinks crossin' her legs is funny F C She looks down her nose at money, She gets it on like the Easter Bunny, G G C She's my baby, I'm her honey, I ain't never gonna let her go. C C He ain't got laid in a month of sundays, caught him once he was sniffing my undies F C He ain't too sharp but he gets things done, drinks his beer like its oxygen G G C He's my baby, and I'm his honey, Never gonna let him Go Refrão: C F C In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sittin' on a rainbow G C F Against all odds, Honey we're the big door prize, We're gonna spite, Our C G noses right off of our faces, There won't be nothing but big old hearts C dancing in our eyes. Instrumental: C F C F e|-0----------------------------------------0---0------------------------| B|-1-3---------1------1-3---1-3-------1-----------3---------1------1-3---| G|-----0-0h2--------------------0---------0---0-----0-0h2----------------| D|-----------3------3-----3---3-----2---------------------3------3-----3-| A|-3----------------------------0h3-----3---3---3------------------------| E|-------1-------1----1-----1-------------------------1-------1----1-----| C F C e|-----------------0---0----------------------------------------0---------| B|-1-3-------1-----------3---------1------1-3---1-3-------1-----------1---| G|-----0---------0---0-----0-0h2--------------------0---------0---0-----0-| D|---3-----2---------------------3------3-----3---3-----2-----------------| A|-----0h3-----3---3---3----------------------------0h3-----3---3---3-----| E|-1-------------------------1-------1----1-----1-------------------------| C G e|-0---0---------------------------------| B|---------1---3---3-------1-------------| G|---0-------0---------0---------0---0---| D|---------------0-----------2-----------| A|-3-----3---------------2-3-------2---3-| E|-------------3-----3---------3---------| Rest of the song continues as normal: Verso 2: C C She thinks all my jokes are corny, Convict movies make her horny, F C She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs, swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs. G C She takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin', Never gonna let her go C C He's got more balls than a big brass monkey, He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie F C Sly as a fox, Crazy as a loon, Payday comes and he's a-howling at the moon, G C He's my baby, I don't mean maybe, Never gonna let him go Refrão: C F C In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sittin' on a rainbow G C F Against all odds, Honey we're the big door prize, We're gonna spite, Our C G noses right off of our faces, There won't be nothing but big old hearts C dancing in our eyes. C F C In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sittin' on a rainbow G C F Against all odds, Honey we're the big door prize, We're gonna spite, Our C G noses right off of our faces, There won't be nothing but big old hearts C dancing in our eyes.