Tom: C Verso 1: C G F C When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad F C G F C Seems like total silence is the only friend I have G F C F C A bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won G F C F C And it was twelve o'clock before I realized that I was havin' no fun G C F G C Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality Refrão: F C And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile G C It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while F C Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone G F C No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun Verso 2: C G F C Last time I checked my bankroll, well it was gettin' thin F C G F C Sometimes it seems like the bottom is the only place I've been G F C F C Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end G F C F C And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen G C F G C Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality Refrão: F C And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile G C It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while F C Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone G F C No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun Verso 3: I sat down in my closet with all my overalls Just tryin' to get away from all the years inside these walls Dreamed the police heard everything I thought... what then? Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality (Refrão) F C F C F C well done, hotdog bun, my sisters a nun.