Tom: E E A E You've all heard about Rudolph and his nose E B7 But I'll tell you a Christmas tale that never has been told E A7 E Well, you may think you've heard it all but you ain't heard yet A B7 E About that crazy Christmas that the North pole can't forget E A E Rudolph was under the weather he had to call in sick E B7 So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks E A E He said Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck A E B7 E Leroy said Hey I'm on my way and he jumped in his pick-up truck E A E When Leroy got to the North Pole all the reindeer snickered and laughed E B7 They never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere Tractor hat E But Santa stepped in and said A E Just calm down cause you all got a job to do A E B7 E Like it or not, Leroy's in charge and he's gonna be leading you E And it was Leroy, the red neck reindeer A E Hooked to the front of the sleigh E B7 Delivering toys to all the good ole boys and girls along the way E A E He's just a down home party animal, two stepping across the sky A E B7 E He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell and made histroy that night E A E Before that night was over Leroy had changed their tune E He had them scootin' a hoof on every single roof B7 By the light of a neon moon E Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag A E He was having the time of his life E You can hear his call Merry Christmas y'all B7 E And y'all, y'all a good night. chorus repeat the last line in the chorus to end.