Tom: C Chorus: C G He's a drug store truck drivin' man G C He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan C F When summer comes rollin' around F G C We'll be lucky to get out of town C G He's been like a father to me G F C He's like the only DJ you can hear after three C F And I'm an all night singer in a country band F G F C And if he don't like me he don't understand **Chorus C G He's got him a house on the hill G F C And he can play country records till you've had your fill C F And he's a law man's friend he's an all night DJ F G F C Sure don't think much like the records he plays **Chorus C G He don't like resistance I know G F C And he said it last night on a big TV show C F He's got him a medal that he won in the war F G F C Weighs 500 pounds and it sleeps by the door **Chorus (Repeat The Last Line Once