Tom: Am Am7 Dm7 Rocky Racoon, he was a fool unto himself G7 C For he would not swallow, his foolish pride Am7 Dm7 Mind you, coming from a little town in Minnesota, G7 It is not the kind of thing a young guy did C When a fellow went and stole his chick away from him. Am7 Dm7 or D7 Now, Rocky Raccoon checked into his room G7 C Only to find Gideon's Bible Am7 Dm7 or D7 Rocky had come equipped with a gun G7 C To shoot off the legs of his rival Am7 Dm7 His rival it seems had broken his dreams G7 C By stealing the girl of his fancy. Am7 Dm7 Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil G7 C But everyone knew her as Nancy. Am7 Dm7 Now she and her man who called himself Dan G7 C Were in the next room at the hoe down Am7 Dm7 And Rocky burst in and grinning a grin G7 C He said Danny Boy this is a showdown Am7 Dm7 But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot G7 C And Rocky collapsed in the corner. (eugh) Am7 Da la la dum ba dum da da Dm7 Da la la dum ba dum da da G7 C Da la la dum ba dum da da (eugh) Am7 Dm7 The doctor walked in stinking of gin G7 C Proceeded to lie on the table Am7 Dm7 The doctor said "Rock, you met your match, Son." Rocky said, no it's only a scratch G7 I'll be better soon Doc, I'll be better soon. C Well come on Rock, come on Rock. Am7 Dm7 Rocky Raccoon fell back in his room G7 C Only to find Gideon's Bible Am7 Dm7 Gideon checked out and he left him no doubt G7 C To hell with good Rocky's revival. (yeah) Am7 Da la la dum ba dum da da Dm7 Da la la dum ba dum da da G7 C Da la la dum ba dum da da Am7 Da la la dum ba dum da da Dm7 (start slowing down) Da la la dum ba dum da da G7 C Da la la dum ba dum da da