Tom: G G D With my pen and paper Em C I am sitting at my tabletop G And once again D G D I think of riding Daphne. G D Cherry lips and curvy hips Em C And bucking like a quarter-horse G D G D I sit here and I think of riding Daphne. Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne. Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne. F5 I'll settle in D5 Now strap me in C#5 C5 You'll mount me with your bristley thighs Eb5 You'll chafe me D5 I'm riding Daphne. G D On her knees she gave a blow Em C Like standing on fresh fallen snow G D G D Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne G D In her white coat and stethoscope Em C She came so hard she couldn't cope G D She done it in front of her bloke G D Our Daphne. Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne. Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne. F5 I'll settle in D5 Now strap me in C#5 C5 You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape Eb5 You'll gaff me D5 I'm riding Daphne. C Playing doctor with my doctor mate G I think we could rocked her mate Am Thanks for waiting patiently Em And taking slobby dregs, mate C Hope there's no hard feelings Am D 'Bout my manhood on your leg. G D She took the Hippocratic oath Em C She took my manhood in her throat G D She knows the Heimlich she won't choke G D Not Daphne. G D She dropped her drawers and sat on me Em C While watching Grey's Anatomy G D And checked my prostate glad for free G D Did Daphne. Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne. Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne. F5 I'll settle in D5 Now strap me in C#5 C5 You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape Eb5 You'll gaff me D5 I'm riding Daphne. Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne. Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne.