Tom: Dm Dm My only weapon was my pen Dm But I traded it for my hand Dm Am G F Em Not a smart move, but my move Dm Does this say I'm a man? Dm My only lesson was in my brains Dm But I traded them for my hand Dm Am G F Em Not a smart move, a repeat move Dm Does this put pay to our plan? Dm Hey, hey Dm Am G F Em You'll never get to heaven if you don't give back Dm So give back a little twist Dm If you wanna a lend a hand Dm Wait, wait Dm Am G Don't leave before I'm finished F Em If you do then that's rude Dm You may learn a little bit about those things you do Am I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell Am I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel Em Dm Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold on Am Hold on, hold on Em Dm Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold on Am Hold on, hold on Em Dm Am Sir, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside Em Dm Am Sir, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside Dm My only weapon was my pen Dm But I traded it for my hand Dm Am G F Em Not a smart move, but my move Dm Does this say I'm a man? Dm My only lesson was in my brains Dm But I traded them for my hand Dm Am G F Em Not a smart move, a repeat move Dm Does this put pay to our plan? Dm Hey, hey, Dm Am G F Em You'll never get to heaven if you don't give back Dm So give back a little twist Dm If you wanna a lend a hand, Dm Wait, wait Dm Am G Don't leave before I'm finished F Em If you do then that's rude Dm You may learn a little bit about those things you do Am I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell Am I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel Em Dm Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold on Am Hold on, hold on Em Dm Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold on Am Hold on, hold on Em Dm Am Sir, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside Em Dm Am Sir, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside Em Dm Am Girl, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside Em Dm Am Girl, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside Em Dm Am Girl, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside Am I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell Am I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel