Tom: E Intro: E F#m A B E F#m A x 2 E A E A It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere D E Sitting beside me was a man with no hair E A >From the look on his face to the size of his toes D E He comes from a place that nobody knows Chorus: F#m A D Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating, D Letting this big- toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky F#m A D Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating D If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why E F#m A B I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee E F#m A B He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie E F#m A B He's been talking to Mars, but I think he's wacky E F#m A B He says they'll come get him, come get him some day E F#m A Verse 2: E A E A He says that where he's from is called Albertane D E There they use more than 10% of the brain E A E A But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave D E They run around in underwear and they never shave (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: Dm F G (Spoken Freely) This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird For the love of Pete come in! This is Baby Bird...sorry I was watching Court TV Do you copy? Do you copy? Of course we copy...24 hours a day...in color Solo: E F#m A B E F#m A E A E A You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest D E The man sitting by me who was barely dressed E A E A Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane D E And left me at the bus stop just barely sane F#m A D Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating D If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why E F#m A B I've been sitting here too long thinkin' about Milwaukee E F#m A B I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie E F#m A B I've been talking to Mars, You might think that I'm wacky E F#m A B I know they'll come get me, come get me someday I know they'll come get me and take me away I know they'll come get me, come get me someday If not tomorrow then maybe today...