G C I was out in the sands of Iraq G C And we were under attack G C D And I, Well, I didn't know where to go G C And the first thing that I could see was G C Everybody's favorite Burger King, so I G C D G (C-G) Threw open the door and I hit the floor G C Then suddently to my surprise G C I looked up and I saw her eyes G C D7 And I knew it was love at first sight Am And she said... G C Durk Durka Mohammed Jihad G C Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah G C D Hadji Girl, I can't understand what you're saying Am And she said... G C Durk Durka Mohammed Jihad G C Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah G C D G (C-G) Hadji girl I love you, anyway... G C Then she said that she wanted me to see. G C She wanted me to meet her family G C D But I, well, I couldn't figure out how to say no. G C Cause I don't speak Arabic. G C So, she took me down an old dirt trail. G C D And she pulled up to a side shanty G C D G (C-G) And she threw open the door and I hit the floor. G C D7 Cause her brother and her father shouted G C Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad G C. Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah G C D They pulled out their AKs so I could see Am And they said G C Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad G C Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah G C D G (C-G) So I grabbed her little sister and pulled her in front of me. G C As the bullets began to fly G C D G (C-G) The blood sprayed from between her eyes G C D G (C-G) And then I laughed maniacally G C Then I hid behind the TV G C And I locked and loaded my M-16 G C D G (C-G) And I blew those little f***ers to eternity. Am And I said G C Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad G C Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah G C D G (C-G) They should have known they were f***ing with a Marine I just thought it was a shame that nobody had tabbed this yet, so with the help of several online friends, now it is.