Tom: G Verse1: G If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock if your conversation calls for a little G7 more than a coffee pot C7 if you need to pour your heart out and G try to rectify some situation ... that you're facing D [stop] G contact your American Honky Tonk Bar - Association Verse2: when Uncle Sam dips in your pocket for most things you don't mind but when your dollar goes to all of those standing in a welfare line rejoice you have a voice if you're concerned about the destination ... of this great nation it's called the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association Chorus: C7 it represents the hard hat, gun rack, aching-back overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd G their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud D C-C#-D there's no forms or no applications C-C#-D there's no red-tape administrations G it's the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association Break:C - G - D - G Verse3: we're all one big family throughout the cities and the towns we don't reach for handouts we reach for those who're down and every local chapter has a 7 day a week available - consultation for your frustration it's called the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association Chorus2: it represents the mud flap, six pack, bare crack, overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud there's no forms or no applications there's no red-tape administrations it's the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association go join your American Honky Tonk Bar - Association Outro: G (same as intro) do not delay - contact today - your AHBA - AHBA