Tom: G Intro: G G G G D G G G C D G G D Come single belle and beau unto me pay attention G C D Don't ever fall in love - it's the devil's own invention G Bm C * D * Once I fell in love with a lady so bewitching Em * D * C * D * Miss Henrietta Bell down in Captain Kelly's Kitchen G D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G C D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G C D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G D At the age of seventeen I was apprentice to a grocer G C D Not far from Stephen's Green where Miss Henri used to go, sir G Bm C * D * Her manners were so fine, she set my heart a twitchin' Em * D * C * D * She invited me to a Courtin' in the Kitchen! G D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G C D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G C D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G D Next Sunday be the day that we were to have our flare up G C D I dressed meself quite gay and I frizzed and oiled me hair up G Bm C * D * The captain had no wife, he had gone a fishin' Em * D * C * D * So we kicked up our life to a hooley in her kitchen! G D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G C D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G C D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. [solo section] G G G G D G G G CDG (repeat 4 times) [end solo] G D She slipped up to her room , I said: "Good Lord Almighty!" G C (stop) She came back down the stairs wearing nothing but her nighty! G Bm C * D * With her arms around me waist she slyly hinted marriage Em * D * C * D * When to the door in haste came Captain Kelly's carriage! G D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G C D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G C D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G D Well the Captain came downstairs though he saw me situation G C D In spite of all me prayers I was marched off to the station G Bm C * D * For me they set no bail though to get home I was itchen' Em * D * C * D * And I had to tell the tale of how I came into that kitchen G D Well I swore she did invite me though she gave a flat denial G C D For assault they did indict me and I was sent for trial G Bm C * D * She swore I robbed the house in spite of all me screechin' Em * D * C * D * And I got six months hard for me courtin' in the kitchen! G D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G C D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy. G C D Toura loura lie; toura loura laddy... ...