Tom: C Intro/verse riff: C e|---------------------------------| B|------1-------1-------1------1---| G|----0-------0-------0------0-----| D|-------------------------2-------| A|-3------3-------3------3---------| E|---------------------------------| Intro: play C or use [intro/verse riff] Verse 1 chords: [play intro/verse riff thru-out] C I am that dickhead in the kitchen Giving wine to your best girl's glass I am an amateur pornographer Unpleasant publisher by hand Chorus 1 chords: [play intro/verse riff thru-out] C Not here, not here, heroic acts of man C Not here, not here, heroic acts of man Verse 2 chords: [play intro/verse riff thru-out] C I see stumbling pinstriped trouser Flecks of sick on an office shoe Part of the fatty British average Who lives in the houses around you Chorus 2 chords: Am C[verse riff] Not here, not here, heroic acts of man Am C[verse riff] Not here, not here, heroic acts of man Verse 3 chords: [play intro/verse riff thru-out] C Let's all crowd 'round the cowering body Throw stocky fingers, bricks and stones Let's promise every girl we marry We'll always love them when we probably won't Verse 3: [play intro/verse riff thru-out] C While the knight in shitty armour Rips the drunk out of her dress One man tears into another Hides a coward's heart in a lion's chest Verse 4 chords: Am Man, he breeds although he shouldn't C[verse riff] He's breeding just because he comes Am Acts the father for a minute C[verse riff] Till the worst instincts return Chorus 3: [use chorus 1 chords] Not here, not here, heroic acts of man Not here, not here, heroic acts of man Verse 5 chords: C I have never wanted more, to be a man C To build a house around you G I am just like all the rest of them F C Sorry, selfish, trying to improve Chorus 4 chords: G F C I'm here, I'm here, not heroic but I try G F C I'm here, I'm here, not heroic but I try Outro: [G - F - C] x2