Tom: C C Am C Am C Am How could you believe me when I said "I Love You" D7 Am7 D7 Am7 D7 When you know I've been a liar all my life? G7 G° G7 G° G7 I've had that reputation since I was a youth -- C C/B Am7 Am7/G D7 Dm7 G7 You must have been insane to think I'd ever tell the truth. C Am C Am C Am How could you believe me when I said we'd marry, D7 Am7 D7 Am7 D7 When you know I'd rather die than that have a wife? C Bm7/5- E7 I know I said, "I'll make you mine," Am Am+7 Am7 Am6 Em B7 G7 But who would know that you would go for that old line? C Am C Am D7 How could you believe me when I said "I Love You" C Am C Fm D7 When you know I've been a liar, a good for nothing liar, C Am Dm7 G7 C All my good for noth - in' life? Bridge: F C7 F C7 F Girl: You said I'd have ev'rything, a beautiful diamond ring, Bb Bbm A bungalow by the sea... F D7 Boy: You're really naïve to ever believe Gm7 C7 F A full-of-baloney phoney like me. C Am C Am C Am Girl: Say, how about the time you went to Indiana? D7 Am7 D7 Am7 D7 Boy: I was lyin', I was down in Alabam! G7 G° G7 G° G7 Girl: You said you had some bus'ness you had to complete. C C/B Am7 Am7/G D7 G7 Boy: What I was doin' I would be a cad to repeat. C Am C Am C Am Girl: How about the evenings you were with your mother? D7 Am7 D7 Am7 D7 Boy: I was rompin' with another honey lamb. C Bm7/5- E7 Girl: To think, you swore our love was real! Am Am+7 Am7 Am6 Em B7 G7 Boy: But, Baby, let us not forget that I'm a heel! C Am C Am D7 How could you believe me when I said I love you, C Am C Fm D7 When you know I've been a liar, a good for nothing liar, C Am Dm7 G7 C All my good for noth - in' life? C Am C Am C Am Girl: And how could you believe me when I said, "I love you" D7 Am7 D7 Am7 D7 When you know I've been a liar all my life? G7 G° G7 G° G7 I've had that reputation since I was a youth -- C C/B Am7 Am7/G D7 Dm7 G7 You must have been insane to think I'd ever tell the truth. C Am C Am C Am And how could you believe me when I said we'd marry, D7 Am7 D7 Am7 D7 When you know I'd rather hang than be a wife? C Bm7/5- E7 I know I said, "I'll make you mine" -- Am Am+7 Am7 Am6 Em B7 G7 But, honey, you're so young, and that's an old, old line. C Am C Am D7 How could you believe me when I said "I Love You" C Am C Fm D7 When you know I've been a liar, a good for nothing liar, C Am Dm7 G7 C All my good for noth - in' life?