Tom: A Verse 1 A7+ There's children on the street using guns and knives; F#m7 They're taking drugs and each others' lives. Bm7 Killing each other with knives and forks. Bm7 D/E And calling each other names like "dork". Oh, woh. Verse 2 A7+ There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys. F#m7 Yeah, that's what I said, they're getting diseases from monkeys. Bm7 Now, there's junkies with monkey disease. Bm7 Who's touching these monkeys, please? Bm7 Leave these poor sick monkeys alone; D/E They got problems enough as it is. Verse 3 A7+ A man is lying on the street some punk's chopped off his head. F#m7 Bm7 I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead, Bm7 Mm , turns out he's dead. Biss D7+ And that's why I'm singing: what, C#m7 What is wrong with the world today? Bm7 What's wrong with the world today? mumbling D7+ C#m7 Bm7 What, what is wrong with the world today? Bm7 You gotta think about it, think, think about it. Verse 4 A7+ Good cops been framed and put into a can, F#m7 And all the money that we're making is going to the man. Bm7 What man? Which man? Who's the man? Bm7 When's a man a man? What makes a man a man? Bm7 D/E Am I a man? Yes, technically I am. Verse 5 A7+ They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers F#7+ but what's the real cost? F#m7 Bm7 'Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper Bm7 Why are we still paying so much for sneakers Bm7 D/E When you got them being made by little slave kids? What are your overheads? Verse 6 A7+ At the end of you life you're lucky if you die F#7+ Sometimes I wonder why we even try. Bm7 Saw a man lying on the street half dead Bm7 With knives and forks sticking out of his leg. Outro D7+ C#m7 And he said, Ah, ah ah wow wow wow wow wow wow Bm7 Can somebody please get the knife and fork out of my leg please? D7+ C#m7 Bm7 Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees? A7+ And then we break it down. [Ad lib to end] A7+ F#m7 Bm7 D/W D7+ C#m7 Bm7 A7+