I Told You I Was Freaky

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Girl... I'm gonna take the month of August of... just to get you off
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I'm Freaky... I'm gonna clear the table top, we're gonna need a mop, 

I'm Freaky

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Let's take a photo of a goat in a boat
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and we can float in a moat and be freaky. Freaky. 
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Let's take my body and we'll cover it in honey,
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Stick some money to the honey, now I'm covered in money, honey
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I go outside onto the ledge and push my ass against the
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glass, you can act like you don't know me
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I take a cup and I put it on my head 
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and I'll just stand there being freakkie with a cup on my head 

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I told you I was freaky (I told you I was freaky baby)
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You didn't believe me (Don't look at me)
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I told you I was freaky (Look at me)
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Girl, Let's get freaky

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Let's make two life-size cardboard cut-outs of our bodies
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and then pose them into sensual positions
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I'll paint the wallpaper pattern onto your naked skin,
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stand against the wallpaper and get of like chameleons
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I'll flip some clips on my lips, I'll clip some chips to your hips
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I'll nibble chips off your hips and watch the moon eclipse
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I'll go outside and get some leaves and pretend to be a tree
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You can be a squirrel, and store my nuts for me 


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I told you I was freaky (He told you he was freaky baby)
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You didn't believe me (Take that off)
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I told you I was freaky (Put this on)
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Girl, I do this shit weekly

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I want to fly so high in the sky and see what our love brings
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Let's steal my roommate's pillow feathers and make some homemade wings
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Gonna fly so high on makeshift pillow wings
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Girl, can you believe we're flying on homemade pillow wings?

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Here I am all dressed in snakeskin 
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Now I'm in your kitchen making love to your bake tin
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Oh no, is this the one you bake in?
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I told you I was freaky did you think I was fakin'? 
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At eight PM I sell my underpants on Ebay 
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At half-past I hold a seance in your hallway
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At ten o'clock I ask some ghosts for a three way
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Yes it's creepy, I told you I was freaky