Tom: Cm Intro: (Cm G# Bb Gm G# Fm G G G G G G G) 2x Verse 1: Cm G# Bb Gm I’m a preacher, sweating in the pew G# Fm G For the salvation, I’m bringing you Cm G# Bb Gm I’m a salesman, I’m selling you hooks, and plans G# Fm G And myself, for making demands Chorus: Cm Eb Fm Cm When I’m home alone I just dance by myself Cm Eb Fm Cm And you pull my head so close, volume goes with the truth Cm Eb G# Bb Fm Signing off, "I’m all right in bed but I’m better with a pen" G# Bb Cm G# Bb Gm G# Fm The kid was alright but it went to his head G Verse 2: Cm G# Bb Gm I am God’s gift, but why would he bless me with G# Fm G Such wit without a conscience equipped Cm G# Bb Gm I’m addicted to the way I feel when I think, of you, woah G# Fm G "There's too much green, to feel blue" (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: (C Am F G) 2x Joe: e|-----0-------0-------3-------3-------0-------0-------0-----------| B|---1---1-0-1---1---1---1---1---1---1---3---1---3---1---3---3-0-1-| G|-0---------------2-------2-----------------------0-------0-------| D|---------------------------------3-------3-----------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| (Repeat Chorus except last 2 lines) Cm Eb G# Bb Signing off, "I’m all right in bed but Gm I’m better with a pen" G# Bb Fm Gm "I’m all right in bed but I’m better with a pen yeah" G# Bb Fm Gm "I’m all right in bed but I’m better with a pen" G# Bb Cm G# Bb Gm G# Fm The kid was alright but it went to his head G