Anyone for tennis

Tom: G
Intro: G  C  G  C  G  C  G

D7
Twice upon a time in the valley of tears
   C7
An auctioneer is biding for a box of fading years
        D7
And the elephants are dancing on the graves of squearling mice
C7		  C7+               G   C  G  C  G
Anyone for tennis wouldn't that be nice.
        D7
And the ice-creams are all melting on the streets of bloody beer,
	  C7
While the beggars stain the pavements with florescent Christmas cheer
	D7>
And the Bentley driving guru is putting up his price
C7		  C7+               G   C  G
Anyone for tennis wouldn't that be nice.
	D13		 E7		   D13		E7
And the prophets in the boutiques give out messages of hope
     a				       C
With jingle bells and fairy tales and blind colliding scopes
	    D7
and you can tell they're all the same underneath the pretty lights
C7		  C7+               G   C  G  
Anyone for tennis wouldn't that be nice.
    D13		     E7		    D13		    E7 
The yellow Buddhist monk is burning brightly at the zoo
a				C
You can bring a bowl of rice and then a glass of water too,
	    D7 
and fate is setting up the chess-board while death rolls out the dice
C7		  C7+              G   C  G  C  G
Anyone for tennis wouldn't that be nice.