Before She Does

Tom: D
Intro: (G F D) 2x 

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I believe that gas is too damn high
 
Ain't nothin' more American than Mama's apple pie 
             D
I believe in love, I believe in peace
 
But I don't believe we'll ever see it in the Middle East 
              G
I believe the Bible is cold hard fact
                   C               G 
And I believe that Jesus is coming back 
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Before she does  
              D
I believe the Sabbath is the day of rest
 
The tax man and the devil share the same address 
                D
I believe don't start if you're gonna quit
 
I believe in keeping your mouth shut, and carry a big stick 
    G
I believe dogs are better than cats
                   C               G 
And I believe that Jesus is coming back
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        There's absolutely positively no doubt in my mind
              A 
        That O.J. did it - Lee Harvey didn't 
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        And she's really gone this time 
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I believe that cold cold beer
 
Tastes better on a barstool than it does anywhere 
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I believe hard work really makes the man
 
But everyone should wet a line every now and then 
               G
I believe it's best to pay with cash
                   C               G 
And I believe that Jesus is coming back 
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Before she does  

Repeat Chorus 
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I believe she was a real good thing
 
Can you believe I let a girl like that get away 
          G
I believe she meant it the night she packed
              C               G 
And said that Jesus is coming back
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Before she does
 
Before she does 
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