Tom: C C Thank God I'm pretty Am The occasional free drink I never asked for Dm The occasional admission to a seedy little bar Fm G7 Invitation to a stranger's car C I'm blessed Am With the ability to render grown men tongue-tied Which only means that when it's dark outside Dm Fm I have to run and hide can't look behind me G7 C Thank God I'm pretty C Thank God I'm pretty Am Every skill I ever have will be in question Dm Every ill that I must suffer merely brought on by myself Fm G7 Though the cops would come for someone else C I'm blessed Am I'm truly privileged to look this good without clothes on Dm Which only means that when I sing you're jerking off Fm And when I'm gone you won't remember G7 Am Thank God I'm pretty Dm Fm G7 Thank you God A Oh, lord Dm Thank you God F G Oh, oh Dm G and when a gaggle of faces appears around me C A It's lucky I hate to be taken seriously Dm G7 I think my ego would fall right through the cracks in the floor C A If I couldn't count on men to slap my ass anymore Dm G7 I know my destiny's such, that I must stocking and curl C A So everybody thinks that I'm a fucking suicide girl Dm D° G7 A Thank you God F#m For the occasional champagne I never asked for Bm The occasional admission to a seedy little bar Dm E Invitation to a stranger's car A I'm blessed F#m With the ability to render grown men tongue-tied Which only means that when it's dark outside Bm Dm I have to run and hide can't look behind me E F#m Thank God I'm pretty Bm Thank God E F#m Thank God Bm Thank you D Thank you A D Dm A Thank you Goooooooooooooooooood