Tom: Bb Intro: Cm Bb Cm Bb Bb Cm All the bedroom lights go out Bb As the neighborhood gets quiet Fm Cm Everything in heaven and earth is almost right Cm Bb But there's a wife who's wondering where her husband could be tonight Fm Cm And when the phone rang only once she took a dreadful fright Cm Bb Little things just seem to undermine her confidence in him Fm Cm He was late this time last week Cm Bb Who can she turn to when the chance of coincidence is slim Fm G+ G9 G 'Cause the baby isn't old enough to speak G E° Eb There's been a long honeymoon Bb E° Eb Gm She thought too late and spoke too soon Ab Gm There's no money back guarantee on future happiness E° Eb There's been a long honeymoon Db Dbm B If he's out on a date then her life's in ruins Bm F# Bm A G#m Gm She never thought her love could ever be as strong as this Bb Cm All the movies and the papers Bb Feature the murders of lonely women Fm Cm If he isn't in by ten she'll call up her best friend Cm Why doesn't he come home Bb Why does her friends phone keep on ringing Fm G+ . . . . Maybe she should just pretend **Chorus