Tom: C Verse One: Main riff ------------------------------------- She's a feline tormentor, not any vaudeville wife ---------------------------- But with a drunk-town lament ---------------------------- He leads her a miserable life C7 G E7 C But when he's full of that beer-champagne No Chord She pads, paws, pads, paws and claws Verse Two: Main Riff------------------------------------- And if he should wake up in some terrible dive ------------------------------- And he don't know if he's so-so -------------------------------- But he's so surprised he's alive C7 G E7 C "Come on little honey, let me under your hive" No Chord She pads, paws, pads, paws and claws Bridge: Main Riff-------------------- B7 She pads, pads around the bedroom, A7 C E7 Practicing ways to flirt A7 C B7 He paws, pours another drink and anything in a skirt C7 Anything wearing a necklace B7 ---------------------------------- He thinks of claws scratching his back ---------------------------------------- he's going out there he's not coming back Verse 3 Main Riff------------------ She's got spider-leg fingers, ---------------------------- Sharpened whenever he strays ---------------------------- And she carries a bird-purse, ---------------------------- With all of her womanly ways ---------------------------- While he's drinking hairspray, --------------------------------- She knows that he never would dare -------------------------------------------------------- She could be in pictures if she wasn't all covered in fur C7 G E7 C He's coming home now and here's the surprise C7 G E7 C You wouldn't believe the lies that he tries C7 G E7 C She cut him down to her favourite size No Chord She pads, paws, pads, paws and claws Main Riff--------------------------- She pads, paws, pads, paws and claws Repeat to Fade