Tom: C C G I've looked at it every way I can F C From under and above F And every chance I've had Dm C My love went mad G C Am Love went mad love went mad G Bm You you feel like I feel? Am Do you have a heart? F#° F C6 Do you have a heart of iron and steel? Am Are you a man now you wear a man's hat? Am Are you a man now or are you a rat? F You go to church quiet as a mouse Bb B° You're a big cheese now in the workhouse C6 With these vulgar fractions of the treble clef C6 I wish you luck with a capital 'F' F A self-made mug is hard to break Bb B° Bm A silent partner in someone else's mistake Am Every day goes by without a hitch Am You feel the urge becoming an itch F The boys in blue are hard to catch Bb They're busy turning Piccadilly B° Into Brands Hatch C6 But with your fingers in your ears C6 Feeling bright as a button C6 Thinking 'Thank God there'll be no more C6 Lamb dressed as mutton' F Playing family favourites on a tissue and a comb Bb Dying a thousand deaths B° Bm In the safety of your own home C G I've looked at it every way I can F C From under and above F And every chance I've had Dm C My love went mad G C Am Love went mad love went mad G Bm You you feel like I feel? Am Do you have a heart? F#° F C6 Do you have a heart of iron and steel?