D There was only G me and her and D him The bar was giving last call, so I thought I?d move on A in D And I was slick G and feeling like a man D So I G took the stool between ?em And ordered one more round for me and her A and him D I placed my Gm arm across the back of her bar D stool And I don?t re{G}member what I said But at the time, it sounded A cool She pushed her drink away and never looked at me D She just paid her tab tipped the man And left me sitting there alone A with him Chorus: And he said, ?There?s girls and there?s A women and there?s la{D}ies There?s G yeses and there?s A no?s and there?s D maybes There?s{G} teasing and A pleasing they start D learning when they?re G babies There?s A girls , there?s women and there?s D ladies? Well, he push{D}ed his old straw hat back and he grinned And he said, G ?Ain?t they all a mystery? Sonny, it?s a A sin but they?re all D sitting on the world G we?re trying to win Ah, but you G know I love a mystery So let?s drink another round to you and A me and D them? Chorus: note: last line of second chorus is ?I love all the girls, and women and the ladies?