Tom: B Intro: B A E B Tic, tac, toe, yup, let's go A You've got X's, I've got O's, E See my show? I'm so woah, I'm not your everyday average joe. B Yo, all you need to stop it, A Let's get drunk now, that's the topic. E Vodka or vodka, that's your option. Take those shots like you're pro at boxing. B You got me thinkin' it's on now, A Hold the choke of dat bong down, E Stumblin' onto your lawn, now, People say that I'm wrong, now. B Calm down, it's only your grass, E So what I mooned you, It's only my ass. A Don't even ask, what I'm thinking I've been drinking, pour me a glass. B E You ride big wheels, and we got trucks A You see us rollin' up, yeah, we rollin' up. B E We showed up, now, and we go nuts A You see us blow it up, yeah, we blow it up. B E If you've got cups, and well you're old enough A Go ahead and hold 'em up, let's see you hold 'em up B E If you don't like it, you shut up, 'cause you don't know what's up A Go ahead and phone the cops. We'll say it's soda pop.