Tom: C C G Am7 Em7 What do you get when you fall in love? F Fm Dm7 G7 A guy with a pin to burst your bubble -- Em Em7 Em6 A7/4 A7 That's what you get for all your trou - ble; F Dm7 G F F° C A7 I'll never fall in love a - gain, F G F G F° C Cm7 C Cm7 I'll never fall in love a - gain. C G Am7 Em7 What do you get when you kiss a guy? F Fm Dm7 G7 You get enough germs to catch pneumonia -- Em Em7 Em6 A7/4 A7 After you do, he'll never phone ya; F Dm7 G F F° C I'll never fall in love a - gain; A7 F G F G C G F F° C Dontcha know that I'll never fall in love again? Bridge: G F° Bm7/5- F° G C Don't tell me what it's all about, Dm7 G F° C 'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out, Em B+ Em7 Em6 Out of those chains, those chains that bind you, D Am7 D7 G7 That is why I'm here to remind you. C G Am7 Em7 What do you get when you fall in love? F Fm Dm7 G7 You only get lies and pain and sorrow, Em Em7 Em6 A7/4 A7 So far at least until to - mor - row F Dm7 G F F° C I'll never fall in love a - gain, C7 F G F G F° C G F° C No, no, I'll never fall in love a - gain.