Inbred Jed

Verse:
His mother was his brother and
His sister was his cousin and
Their family tree don't fork
'Cause there was a lotta' lovin'

He had a bad case of elephantiasis
Even though he sat across the room
His nuts were still beside us

He couldn't climb a ladder
His sack was in the way
His buddy grabbed his nut sack
and then he ran away

Chorus:
Inbred Jed had a swolen sack
Whenever he stood up, it nearly broke his back
Inbred Jed had a swolen sack
Whenever he stood up, it nearly broke his back

Guitar Chording:  C, G, Am, E, F, C, G

Lead Guitar:

Verse:
E-------------------------------|
A-------------------------------|
D-------------------------------|
G-------------------------0-----|
B-1-1-----------------1-1---1---|
E-----3-3-5-5-0-0-1-1---------3-|