Tom: E Intro: (E , A , D9) 2x E A You would not believe your eyes D9 If ten million home supplies E A D9 Appeared and taught me how to live E A I test out every bed D9 Look! I'm on a movie set E You'd think me straight A D9 I just can't help but frolic D9 A E I like to make myself believe D9 A E F# That I could die... here... happy... D9 A E F# Everything I'd ever need is right in front of me D9 A E I think there's something wrong with this TV D9(let ring) Nap time... E A I take a thousand steps D9 When do these arrows end E A D9 Either Deja Vu or I've been here before E A These employees are jerks D9 And there arrows don't freaking work E A Because if they did I wouldn't be asking you D9 How to get out of here!! D9 A E I like to make myself believe D9 A E F# These magic arrows.. help.. me.. D9 A With every step I'm lost again E F# My legs can't walk no more D9 A E I don't think they have an exit door D9 How is this a lamp?!? A E I find it kind of hard to believe D9 A E F# That there's a food.. court.. right next.. to me D9 A If I never left how did I get here E F# I think I saw this in the Twilight Zone once D9 A E Nobody inside made it out! D9 What are you looking at?! (Palm Mute) E A My points of latitude and longitude are D9 30 north 100 west E A D9 I'll be on the couch that's on your left D9 A E I like to make myself believe D9 A E That somebody will save me