Tom: D Verso: D Bm7 E7 I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing D Bm7 E7 And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang Refrão: G D G 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you G D G 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you D Bm7 E7 And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby D Bm7 E7 And if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why Refrão: G D G 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you G D G 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you Bm7 A B7 And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you Bm7 D G And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up G your trash again D Bm7 E7 Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty D Bm7 E7 Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny G D G 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you (But I'm sorry if it ever is) G D G 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you (But I'm sorry if it ever is) etc...