Tom: D
Verso:
D Bm7 E7
I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing
D Bm7 E7
And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang
Refrão:
G D G
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
G D G
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
D Bm7 E7
And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby
D Bm7 E7
And if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why
Refrão:
G D G
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
G D G
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
Bm7 A B7
And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you
Bm7 D G
And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up
G
your trash again
D Bm7 E7
Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
D Bm7 E7
Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny
G D G
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
(But I'm sorry if it ever is)
G D G
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
(But I'm sorry if it ever is) etc...