Zeplin Song

F            A
Will you accept
E                         A#
A collect call from Robert Plant?
F                     A       A#
We picked him up on Vine

F             A
On a bus bench
E          
Singing that song
     A#
He cannot stop
F          A        A#
This is not the first time

F              A
He was so cute
(Yeah, yeah)
E                             A#
Johnnie punk rock, so cynical
F                  A                A#
You would've jumped him too

(Now the song remains)
C                A#
Why are the burnes always toasted?
Why are the stoners always stoned?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the Zeplin song

F         A
I got a job
E                              A#
Minimum wage and a table dance
F                   A
He drinks my beer
      A#
And plays guitar

F                A
He's on my bed
             E                       A#
Wasted every night when I come home
F               A                    A#   
Playing the same old lyric again
And again
And again

C                  A#
Sometimes I gotta say "shut up!"
Sometimes I gotta say "so what?"
I don't think that it's so punk
What's with the Zeplin song?

C                 A#
Sometimes I gotta ride
Sometimes I gotta hide
Sometimes let's rewind???
I gotta throw the trash out

D#    A#
He's found a stairway to Hell, yeah
That is him
Playing the same old Zeplin song again
And again
And again
And again
And again

F        A
I'm a guitar


E                       A#
A Les Paul single kind of way
F                  A                      A#
Please don't play that song on me
Again

F         A
I'll explode
E                 
I'll break all my strings
              A#
And start playin' shit
F           A                   A#                    
Like the Sex Pistols or anything
Son House or the blues

C                A#
Why does it rain on my parade?
Why does the song remain the same?
I can't remember my own name
I work for minimum wage

C          A#
Oh, go tell it to Jimmy Page
At the crossroad the deal he made
Cuz that song ain't going away
Oh God, the Zeplin song
Oh no, the Zeplin song
Here comes the Zeplin song
Oh God, the Zeplin song
Shut up!