Tom: C C - G - F - C (x2) C G My good buddy asked me "Buddy why don't you drink?" F C And I said, "It's probably better I don't" G He said, "There's a lotta girls in this here bar that we could chase" F I said "Trust me" C It's probably better I don't Cuz I used to be an all nighter G I'm a hell of a back slider F C I've been around the block more than a time or two And I can promise you G I've drank my weight in booze F G And I've been known to get on stage in nothing but my boots so (Chorus) C G It's better I don't, cuz believe me I will F C I get looser than a line on a fishing reel G Dare me don't do, don't think I won't F G Take it all off, turn it all on F G Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned C G F C It's better I don't G Well I was wearing the cuffs, when the warden said "Just tell me the truth" F C And I said "Sir, it's probably better I don't" And I was up on the stand and the judge said G "Just tell me what happened man" F C And I said, "Buddy it's probably better I don't but since you asked G I was mindin' my own business at a hundred and five F I was a county road cruisin' C Outrunning the blue lights I was on the home stretch G I was roundin' that last curve F G Well I ran out of gas and that's when I learned Chorus C - G - F - C (x2) G Now there's things I don't remember There's things that I do F G But I don't know the half of what I got into C G It's better I don't, cuz believe me I will F C I get looser than a line on a fishing reel G Dare me don't do, don't think I won't F G Take it all off, turn it all on F G Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned F G Drunk dial somebody on the phone F G Drink too many beers and drive a Harley home C G It's better I don't F Yeah it's better I don't C G - F - C Yeah it's better I don't