Tom: D D I woke up last night shaking from a dream For in that dream I died My wife rolled over and told me A That my life would be immortalized D Not in some major motion picture G D Or great American novel, you see G A D No, they're gonna make a TV movie out of me G D Well now, it's one two three you take the money G D Yeah it's as easy as A B C G A D Yeah they're gonna make a TV movie out of me Well they can change my name or they can leave it They can change my story too Or they can make me black or Chinese A And do things that I never did do D They're gonna give my life a whole new ending G D And put me in prime time first-run G A D And when it's over, what I did there will be what I done G D Well now I don't want my name in a history book G D Nobody's ever gonna see G A D No, they're gonna make a TV movie out of me (guitar solo) | D | D | D | D | D | D | A | A | | D | D | G | D | G | A | D | D G D Well now, it's one two three you take the money G D Yeah it's as easy as A B C G A D Yeah they're gonna make a TV movie out of me Well I'm a shoe-in for a sponsor Goodyear blimp and radial wheels Somebody had a meeting somewhere A Somehow somebody made a deal D Well I was one of them kinds of stories G D That everybody liked to see G A D Yeah they're gonna make a TV movie out of me G D Now I don't want no inscription on my gravestone G D No long soliloquy G A D No they're gonna make a TV movie out of me G D Well now, it's one two three you take the money G D Yeah it's as easy as A B C G A D Yeah they're gonna make a TV movie out of me