Tom: G G This is for all you kids out there that hate your mom and pop For forcin' you to eat everything that's on your dinner plate every night C G When I was a little kid I never liked to eat D Mom would put things on my plate and I'd dump 'em on her feet G C G But then one day she made this soup I ate it all in bed D G I asked her what she put in it and this is what she said: C G Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes D Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs G C G Yeah, rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies D G Stir 'em all together and it's mama's soup surprise (Harp solo) | G | G | C | G | G | D | G | G C G I went into the bathroom and I stood beside the sink D I said, "I'm feeling slightly ill and I think I'd like a drink" G C G Mama said, "I've just the thing I'll get it in a wink D G It's full of lots of protein and vitamins, I think" C G It was, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes D Yeah, monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs G C G Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies D G Stir 'em all together and it's mama's soup surprise