Tom: G G Bishop danced with a thumbscrew woman C Did a double-quick back flip and slid across the floor G The Catholic traffic flowed freely 'cross the river D C And fiddlestick fiddled quick out the front door G Oh baby dumpling, mama's in the back tree C G If the bow breaks, mama might fall C Little sad and only baby don't be lonely G D Em Oh mama knows 'rithmatic, knows how to take a fall G D C G Mama knows 'rithmatic, knows how to take a fall C G And the kids are crying 'Flapjacks, make 'em fat, early in the morning' C G Little Jack, grab your hat, hear the breakfast call C G Muskrat, bat a cat, kick him in the fireplace There's someone in the kitchen blowing Dinah on their horn D C G D There's someone in the kitchen blowing Dinah like they're born G Well maverick daddy got a one-eyed bride C She glides like a monkey-mule kicking on the back slide G Over hill, over hill, daddy don't you spill now C G Papa got a switch stick, he's pumping little Bill C D C G Papa got a switch stick, he's pumping little Bill C G And Billy he's crying "Tomahawk, tomahawk, daddy better duck now" C G The Mohawks, the Mohawks, they're still out there in the woods C G Monatuk, Ocanuk, runnin' through my dreams now With fire on their fingertips and indian screams D C G With fire on their fingertips and feathers made of moonbeams (accordin solo) | G | G | G | G | C | C | G | G | D | C | G | G | | G | G | G | G | C | C | G | G | D | C | G | G Well early in the morning the cannoneer cried "I seen the sailor's warning in the western sky" C G Well mountain man, if you can, cut me down a fir tree C D C G Branches full of candlesticks for baby and me C And my darling cried, she said "Honey G The weathervane lately it's been pointing the way to heaven" C G C Scatterbrains, scatterbrains, watch out where you fall G Champagne, champagne, a round for all the old choir boys They're busting off the altar chasing Dinah through the hall D C G They're busting off the altar chasing Dinah through the hall C G And the kids are crying 'Flapjacks, make 'em fat, early in the morning' C G Little Jack, grab your hat, hear the breakfast call C G Muskrat, bat a cat, kick him in the fireplace There's someone in the kitchen blowing Dinah on their horn D C G There's someone in the kitchen blowing Dinah like they're born | C D | G |...