Tom: D Intro: D G A D G A D G A | ---------------------------- | --------0---------0- | | -----7------5------3------3- | ------3---------2--- | | ---7------6------4------2--- | ----0---------2----- | | -0------0------0------0----- | -------------------- | | ---------------------------- | -----------0-------- | | ---------------------------- | -3------------------ | D A I remember sayin' I don't care either way Bm A G Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm ok D A Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen Bm A G And said "Ya see that thing right there well ya know what that means" A G And I started wondering who he was going to be A G A And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like me G A He'll probably climb a tree too tall and ride his bike too fast D Bm A End up every summer wearin something in a cast G D/F# Em A He's gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street G A He's gonna get in trouble oh he's gonna get in fights Bm A E4 E I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep G F#m Bm E A D It safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back if he's anything like me D G A D A I can see him right now knees all skinned up Bm A G With a magnifying glass tryin to melt the Tonka truck D A Won't he be a sight with his football helmet on Bm A G That'll be his first love till his first love comes along A G He'll get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens A G A And heaven help him if he's anything like me G A He'll probably stay out too late and drive his car too fast D Bm Get a speeding ticket he'll pay for mowing grass G D/F# Em A He's gonna get caught skippin class and be grounded for a week G A He's gonna get in trouble we're gonna get in fights Bm A E4 E I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep G F#m Bm E A G It's safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back if he's anything like me G F#m Em D A A G D A He's gonna love me and hate me along the way A G Em A The years are gonna fly by I already dread the day G A He's gonna hug he's momma he's gonna shake my hand Bm A E4 E He's gonna act like he can't wait to leave G F#m Bm But as he drives out he'll cry he's eyes out E A D If he's anything like me G There's worse folks to be like F#m Bm E A D G A D Aw he'll be alright if he's anything like me