Intro: B E G#m F# Woo-hoo-hoo Woo-hoo-hoo B Debbie just hit the wall E She never had it all G#m One Prozac a day F# Husbands a CPA B Her dreams went out the door E When she turned twenty four G#m Only been with one man F# What happen to her plan? B She was gonna be an actress E She was gonna be a star G#m She was gonna shake her ass F# On the hood of White Snake's car B Her yellow SUV, E is now the enemy G#m Looks at her average life F# And nothing, has been, alright Refrão: B Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna E Way before Nirvana G#m There was U2, and Blondie F# And music still on MTV B Her two kids, in high school E They tell her that she's uncool G#m But she still preoccupied F# With 19, 19, 1985 B E G#m F# Woo-hoo-hoo B She's seen all the classics E She knows every line G#m Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink F# Even Saint Elmo's Fire B She rocked out to wham E Not a big Limp Bizkit fan G#m Thought she'd get a hand F# On a member of Duran Duran B Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin E And who's the other guy singing in Van Halen G#m When did reality, become T.V. F# What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows (On the radio was) Refrão: B Springsteen, Madonna E Way before Nirvana G#m There was U2, and Blondie F# And music still on MTV B Her two kids, in high school E They tell her that she's uncool G#m But she still preoccupied F# With 19, 19, 1985 B She hates time, make it stop E When did Motley Crue become classic rock? G#m And when did Ozzy become an actor? F# Please make this stop! Stop! Stop! (And bring back) Refrão x2