Ultranol

Tom: A

    A
For coughs and colds and scabby holes
  B
Itchy pimples, unseemly moles
    A
For funny turns and chinese burns
    B
For aching heads we're most concerned
    A
For staying lively getting it nightly
D	C#    B
This we guarantee

       G	       F#      F   E
That's ultranol here's the new remedy
  G		 F#	  F    E
Before you go to bed take 2 or 3
D
When you wake up you'll feel better

    A
For aches and pains and jellied brains
B
Help you sleep and smile again
        A
They're aimless blameless almost nameless
    B
You get much more all though you pay less
A
Revitalise that sexual drive
   D       C#    B
In fact be born again

    G		  F#	  F	 E 
Yes ultranol will put you on the map
     G		 F#	F      E
take 4 or 5 then have a little nap
D
When you wake up you'll feel better

    A						B
For coughs and colds and your scabby holes
A						B
Keep you young although you are feeling old
          A				        B
If you're not protected you're gonna get it
   A						B
So suck them and see you won't regret it

D			C
Suck them and see